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Hi Ace (I used to go by that name myself in gaming circles, as it happens). Must admit that I liked the movie a lot more when I saw it the second time around. Unbelievably, they didn't put the helicopter/motorbike chase sequence into the game! Lazy sods!

Welcome, GDS!  I hope you won't mind if I/we call you that lots 'cos it's quicker to type

I've read quite a lot of good things about the Wolverine: Origins game, been waiting for it to drop below £10.  Still £14.99 in Gamestation second-hand.

You've just inspired me to start a thread about Borderlands...

Hi Cus. No I don't mind at all - GDS is fine.

Say, do you like gratuitous violence?

If so, you're in luck and I'd suggest getting the Uncaged Edition of Wolverine if you do buy it. The developers seemed to have attended a meeting entitled 'Making Your Games as Violent as Possible'.

Anyway, enough about that - next up I'll be immersing myself in Mass Effect 2. Nice to have been an inspiration today.

Any stories involving myself and GDS (particularly involving:
him ripping all of his own hair off in disbelief,
him leaping from the swings in the park to the sofa in a student house {to be covered by a poster of 'Love, Honour and Obey' as a makeshift duvet},
me fighting a bush while impersonating Darth Vader,
getting off the bus to hell and taking the correct turn at the crossroads,
him chasing me down a high-street with a broom for stealing a Twix,
anything with mushrooms in,
any New Year's Eve, ever,
me breaking windows at school,
Excite Truck, Mario Kart or How I Stiffed Him Out of the Sixth Form GlodenEye Tournament)
may be subject to suspicion and scrutiny.

And Good Morning, GDS. You big lovely bastard.

Hi Xeethra. There is of course another game-related story but I don't know if we should get into that here. I categorically DENY it anyway.

Did you use a Digestive or a Nice?  I hear they are the best for Soggy Biscuit.

I DO!  I shall certainly have to look for that.  I'm intrigued by it even if only for its World of Warcraft easter egg.

I've been an inspiration quite a few times in my life, so I understand and agree.  I wish I could inspire more than just all these Crimewatch specials, though.

Nope, not that one. I think he means the time that 'Total Carnage' looked into our souls.

Anyway Digestive or Hobnobs are better. I...erk...was told that...by...some people I met...at...a gathering of...I'll stop now.

If you stop now, that means you have to eat it.  Soggy Biscuit isn't just a game, it's a grim Batan death-march towards the inevitable cream cracker.

Actually, it was what has become known as the 'Telefragging Incident', but I deny that as well having just remembered what you were referring to! I deny you Total Carnage!!@#

Remember - a soggy biscuit is for life, not just for Christmas.

I'd forgotten about that. BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE FORGIVEN.

"The rumors have been wildly exaggerated." 

It is quite a helpful little phrase.

They're not rumors if the other person was present my dear... then you have an eyewitness account...

No, then I have an alibi.

Too true... especially when you're with me....

"I'm sorry officer. I didn't SEE anything."

We just need a third person who can't speak, and we got it covered.

Yukky!!!!

My girlfriend likes Hob Nobs!

Mmmm, hob nobs.

Hello, Jesus- how is Lent treating you? Or perhaps you don't observe it. </canofworms>